Papa's Got A Brand New Vag
Jun. 8th, 2008 12:19 amSo, they're building a new student center at my college, and according to
orangeaddict (who I miss terribly, and with whom I was chatting this afternoon), an alumnus named Vagelos donated a lot money, so it will be called the Vagelos Center.
Which, of course, has immediately degenerated into "The Vag." At a women's college. Fuuuuull of lesbians.
Can't you just see it now? "I'm going down to the Vag for a bite. Wanna come?" and "God, the Vag, it's such a hole, it's always dirty," and "Fuck the Vag, it's never open when I want it to be," and "Good times in the Vag last night!"
AHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. No, really, Katie as my witness, I'm giggling and typing. *is totally not planning to use these lines at some point next year, nosirree Bob*
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Which, of course, has immediately degenerated into "The Vag." At a women's college. Fuuuuull of lesbians.
Can't you just see it now? "I'm going down to the Vag for a bite. Wanna come?" and "God, the Vag, it's such a hole, it's always dirty," and "Fuck the Vag, it's never open when I want it to be," and "Good times in the Vag last night!"
AHAHAHAHA I crack myself up. No, really, Katie as my witness, I'm giggling and typing. *is totally not planning to use these lines at some point next year, nosirree Bob*