You know what I love about my dad? That conversations with him when we are both hungover and sleep deprived often end up full of references to things like Dyson spheres, the Kardashev scale, and Santa Claus machines.

From Cracked.com:

The 6 Most Impressive Cases of Identity Theft Ever Pulled Off

The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful

These are both a) hilarious and b) make the Mission: Impossible movies seem a million times more plausible. :)